As Valentine’s Day approaches, couples around the world are having the big talk. Let's talk about poop. Yes, you heard that right, poop!
Most of us can agree that poop is one of the least sexy things on the planet. But look, buddy. Everybody poops. It's a topic that's often swept under the rug, but it's time to bring it out into the open. According to a poll, 40% of respondents said they wished they could be more open about their bathroom habits with their partner. So, let's dive in and learn why the poop talk is crucial for couples and how to conquer those awkward bathroom moments.
What exactly is poop talk?
Simply put, it's a conversation about bowel movements and related topics. That's right, you can talk about the color, consistency, frequency, and even smell of your poop. It's a conversation that might seem gross to some, but trust us, it's actually a necessary part of maintaining a healthy relationship.
Poop talking is revealing the real and human self of your to your partner. It can drop hint at your zenith comfort level with your partners. Observe from this sample conversation.
Person 1: "Hey, babe, I had a pretty rough time in the bathroom this morning."
Person 2: "Oh no, what happened?"
Person 1: "I might have eaten something that didn't agree with me. Wait, I have to..."
Person 2: "Poop?"
Person 1: "Yes, I have to poop. Shouldn't take more than 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Ha! I'll wait inside. Love you!"
Why have the poop conversation?
Let's face it, everyone poops. Feeling embarrassment about the most natural thing on Earth is just ridiculous. Also, do you know how bad it is to hold it in? Why not embrace the humor and awkwardness of it all and have a good laugh with your significant other?
A Great Icebreaker
Starting a conversation about poop may seem a bit awkward at first, but trust us, it's a surefire way to bond over the most unexpected of topics. Plus, it's a great opportunity to find out if your partner is just as goofy and silly as you are.
Helps Know Each Other Better
Poop can say a lot about a person's health and diet, so discussing your bathroom habits can actually provide valuable insight into your partner's overall well-being. Plus, it's a great way to learn about each other's funny bathroom stories and habits.
Brings You Closer
When you can openly discuss the nitty-gritty details of your bathroom habits, you know you've found true love. It shows your partner that you trust them enough to be vulnerable. And let's be real, who wouldn't want to bond over the strange things that come out of our bodies?
It's Hilarious. Let's be real, talking about poop can be pretty funny. From the different noises your poop makes to the strange things you've found in the toilet, there's always a good laugh to be had. And who knows, you may even discover that your partner farts just as loudly as you do!
So go ahead, let those farts fly, and embrace the joy of a good poop talk. Your relationship will thank you for it!
By installing a Hibbent bidets, you’re signaling to anyone who makes a guest appearance in your bathroom that you’re a pro pooper. Plus, nothing serves as a better conversation starter about bathroom habits than “is that a bidet?” :)