Ah, the bidet. The elusive bathroom appliance that North Americans love to make fun of, but secretly wonder if they're missing out on something magical. Well, after my recent trip to Europe, I can confidently say that I have experienced the magic of the bidet and let me tell you, it's a game-changer.
My first bidet experience happened in a quaint little hotel in Paris. I walked into the bathroom and saw what looked like a tiny sink next to the toilet. "Oh, cool, a sink for my feet," I thought to myself. But as I got closer, I realized that this was no ordinary sink. This was a bidet. A real, old-fashioned, European bidet.
I stood there, staring at it for a good minute, wondering how exactly one was supposed to use it. Do you sit on it like a toilet? Do you straddle it? Do you dunk your bum in it like a dunk tank? I had no idea.
In the end, I decided to give it a try. I mean, when in Rome, right? I straddled the bidet and turned on the water. Suddenly, a jet of water shot up from the tiny sink and hit me square in the bum. I screamed in shock and almost fell off the toilet. It was like a scene out of a comedy movie. I mean, who knew a toilet could shoot water like a super soaker?
At first, I was mortified. Did I just pee all over the toilet seat? But then, as the water kept flowing, I started to feel oddly cleansed. Like, really clean. Cleaner than I had ever felt before. I mean, I could have eaten off my bum after that bidet experience.
I must have sat there for a good five minutes, just letting the water wash over me. I was in a trance. It was like a spa treatment for my bum. I never knew I needed this in my life until that moment.
I eventually got up and looked in the mirror. My face was red from embarrassment, but my bum was glowing like a radiant star. I felt like a new person. Like I had been baptized by the water of the bidet gods.
From that day on, I was a bidet convert. And I decided to explore other bidet options. That's when I discovered Hibbent Bidet. It's like a mini bidet that attaches to your toilet seat, and it's a game-changer. The water pressure is adjustable, and the angle is just right. It's like a spa treatment for your bum.
I chose the bidet attachment over the old-fashioned bidet sink for several reasons. First of all, I didn't want to straddle a sink in a public bathroom ever again. Second, the bidet attachment is more discreet and takes up less space. And finally, I could control the temperature and pressure of the water, which was a huge plus.
Now, every time I use my bidet attachment, I feel like a fancy European. I feel like I'm part of some secret club of people who know the true benefits of a bidet. And let me tell you, those benefits are endless. It's like a refreshing shower for your bum, and it leaves you feeling clean and confident all day long.
So, if you've never tried a bidet before, I highly recommend it. It may be a little intimidating at first, but trust me, it's worth it. Your bum will thank you.